Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.

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What's the best part about dating a terminally ill cancer patient?

They are their own birth control

What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

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What did one pig say to the other?

Let's be pen pals!

What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

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What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.