Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.

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He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

What do you call a pig that can't be seen?

Hamouflage

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Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.