Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

Why is the retirement center nicknamed "the garden"?

Because it is full of vegetables.

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)

Mash Potato Jokes More Mash Potato Jokes

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

How are mashed potatoes similar to an online college degree?

If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

What's a bicyclists favorite letter?

A! (hands raised up)

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart"

What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What do GTA and the third Reich have in common?

If you have a star, you are getting chased.

What's the most efficient fuel to use when chasing cars?

Snow Petrol!