Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

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Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

Squeal Jokes More Squeal Jokes

Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.

Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.