Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

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What did the Special Needs Rowing Team decide to call themselves?

Oartism

How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

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What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!

What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

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What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?

Heroine overdose

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

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How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.

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What is an out of date joke you still remember?

One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito

What's the best part of dating 29 year olds?

There's 20 of them. (More funny out loud)

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How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends?

because they can't protect their towers