Squeal Jokes

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

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Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.

Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say?

That's a salt!

What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating

Why did Sally the stripper stop dating the guitar player?

He kept trying to tune her G string.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

What do Pokemon Go and Tinder have in common?

Both give you a good chance of catching something

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What animal do you get when shake a pig?

a ham-stir

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

Skin Baby Jokes More Skin Baby Jokes

What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.