What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

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What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

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What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.

What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

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What do you call a surfer who loves Muhammad?

A radicalized Muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa

What do you call a rich Arab man?

Profit Muhammad.

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What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

What was the allergic 2"X4"'s terrifying hallucination?

He sawdust.