Why couldn't anyone catch the hippie?

He was way to high, man.

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What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What's dumber than a box of rocks?

The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks

How do you know if hippies have been in your house?

They are still there.

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"