Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

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What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls

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Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.

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Why did the chicken get sent off?

For persistent fowl play!

Where do you send bad Russian cows?

The Moolag

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What celestial body do you give your sweetie on valentines day?

An exoplanet.

Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

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What celestial body do you give your sweetie on valentines day?

An exoplanet.

What sweetie?

Tell who what ! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..