What sweetie?

Tell who what ! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

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Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke?

Because they ror.

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Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

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What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head?

A Quarter Pounder.

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Why won't Caitlyn Jenner go to Taco Bell?

She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.

What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.

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What sweetie?

Tell who what ! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

What celestial body do you give your sweetie on valentines day?

An exoplanet.