Why do white people hate being called crackers?

Because they find it insaltine.

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How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

Where do you find an old Onion article?

In thier archives.

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Why do white people own so many pets?

Because we're not allowed to own people anymore.

What's with people thinking white people shoot up schools?

I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.

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What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?

A cracker with cheese

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*