Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

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How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

What does a Chicago police officer and a professional skateboarder have in common?

They both shred footage. (*be gentle, it's my first time.*)

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How, you ask?

I walked into an autopsy. It was stiff.

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

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Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

What is the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

ya'll watch this!

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Where do all the orphan chickens end up?

Foster Farms

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

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What's Jon Snow's favorite children's book?

Where The Wildlings Are

Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.