What is the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

ya'll watch this!

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What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

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Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

What do you call a natural blonde who dies her hair?

Artificial intelligence.

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How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

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What did the redneck get on his SATs?

Barbecue sauce.

What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin?

She quits counting.