What is the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

ya'll watch this!

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Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

What's the one thing a black person will never steal?

Your job.

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Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

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Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing?

Because they've got the same color trunks.

What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!"

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How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.

What do two rednecks getting divorced and a tornado have in common?

Someone is going to lose a trailer.