Why shouldn't you drink at a math party?

Because you shouldn't drink and derive.

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What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

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Why shouldn't you drink at a math party?

Because you shouldn't drink and derive.

Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive