Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

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What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

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Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books."

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Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

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Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

Where do calculus students go when they are sick?

To L'Hopital.