Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

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Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

Whats long black and stinky?

the unemployment line.

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What is your favorite knick knock joke?

Do tell.

How does Dr. Dre like to be told a story?

Chronic-logically.

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Where did the orphans go after the Orphanage blew up?

Everywhere

How did the orphans in Oliver Twist communicate with each other?

Through *more*se code!

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What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

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Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny

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What do you call siblings that play soccer?

Umbros

What do you call someone who slaps their siblings daughter?

A niece slapper.