Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

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What's the difference between a Malaysia Airline flight and Internet Explorer?

None. Eventually, both of them are gonna crash.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

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What s the weight of a hipster?

One Insta-gramm

Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver.

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What do two sushi say after one tells a lame joke?

Nigiri, please."

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

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Where do orphans go when they're sick?

Obviously not the Family Doctor

Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

They've never known what home is.

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What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

What do you call an Eastern European cashier?

A Checkoutslovakian. (Better said than read)

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What do you call an adopted ghost?

Transparent

Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

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What do you call two siblings that take your money?

Fine brothers

What do you call someone who slaps their siblings daughter?

A niece slapper.