Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st?

because its the first date

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He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

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There's 20 of them!

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What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

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The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

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What is the most popular birthday based on Internet records?

January 1st, 1993

Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st?

because its the first date