Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st?

because its the first date

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How do dating sites in Alabama save money?

They link to Ancestry.com

How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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How do you kiss a florist?

With tulips.

What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

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What is the most popular birthday based on Internet records?

January 1st, 1993

Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st?

because its the first date