How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

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Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

Supply Jokes More Supply Jokes

Where do electricians get supplies?

The Ohm Depot.

What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

Wink Jokes More Wink Jokes

How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.

Whatsapp?

He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."