What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

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What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

What does a neckbeard call his imaginary girlfriend and his disease?

Ma'lady

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How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

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What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

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What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.