Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

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What do black birds pick?

CAAAAAAAH-tin...

Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

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How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

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Why is it called Justice League of America?

Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)

How good are the showers at Auschwitz?

They're to die for.

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What's the most unfortunate name a prisoner can have?

Neil.

What do you call it when you admit to being a prisoner?

A con-fession.

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Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

What is the best thing about liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up.