Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

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Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

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Why do men act like idiots?

Who says they're acting

What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

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Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

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What if it's daytime?

Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*

What's a robin?

Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.

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What do you call a bat in a hurry?

A racing club

What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?

Katabatic

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What do you call a crazy introvert?

A walnut. *crickets* Thank you, thank you.

Who's there ! Cricket ! Cricket who ?

Cricket neck means I can't lift anything !