Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

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What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

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Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?

To draw the curtains !

What's a man in a hurry like to drink?

man-go juice!

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Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments?

A metal band

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Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house?

They don't like rich people in Robin's hood

What did one orphan said to the other?

Robin, get in the batmobile! (credits to )

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Who's there ! Bat ! Bat who ?

Bat you'll never guess!

What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

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What do you call a crazy introvert?

A walnut. *crickets* Thank you, thank you.

What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**