Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.

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How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!"

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What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

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What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

hush puppies

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.