Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

What's the most important part about telling a joke?

Your PUN-unciation

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

What is a neckbeard's favorite denomination of time?

M'llenium

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Why can't you keep secrets in a bank?

Because of all the tellers.

Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.