Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

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It checks the tornado watch.

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Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

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A control freak.

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Uke hunt!

Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

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Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

deck the halls with boughs of free cash