Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

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My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

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Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

What do you need to perform a fair test in a mental asylum?

A control freak.

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Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

What do you call a search for small guitars?

Uke hunt!

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Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

deck the halls with boughs of free cash