Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

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Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke?

They don't find them Hume-erous.

What did Ned Stark say when his daughter told him that she was pregnant?

Are ya?

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How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

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What do you call a search for small guitars?

Uke hunt!

Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

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Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall