Why There is No Readhead in Hell ?

God does not punish twice.

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Why did you make women so beautiful?

God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."

What's the atheist's view on God?

Nahweh.

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What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

Who the hell does that in a sock?

squishes out of the room*

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?

They gave her a basketball and told her to read.

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet