Why There is No Readhead in Hell ?

God does not punish twice.

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God Jokes More God Jokes

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

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Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

Punish Jokes More Punish Jokes

Why was the firewood punished?

A: It was knotty.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.