Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it
Redditation. I am so sorry... that was horrible.
It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)
Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.
Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.
Eh you!!
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Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".
So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.
You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..
I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones