Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

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How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people who immigrate to Sweden?

Artificial Swedeners

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What will it be for you, my friend?

the vendor asks. "Make me one with everything"

What did she say about me?

Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that Too many questions Really Me ...What else

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Where're we going?

Who the hell did I just drop off at school !

What's up with that horse?

sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today