How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What is the cow's holiday greeting?

Mooooory Christmas!

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What is the official bird of love?

The Swallow.

Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

Why is 1 disapproving of 6?

That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

Why doesn't India celebrate halloween?

No Gandhi

How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect."

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

What's this fly doing in my soup?

The waiter responds, "The backstroke."

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

Valentine Day Jokes More Valentine Day Jokes

What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?

Cupigs!