Why was 'EE' acting so funny?

He needed to 'P'

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Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

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What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

How do you get Lady Gaga attention?

P-p-p-poke her face.