Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.
A high-jacker.
Cos they're always pro-Bono
So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.
Beeological Warfare
They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.
He hates camping
You pull down its genes.
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
Invite two of them.
They know how to raise the roof.
Mmm. Canapes."
Pigs don't have red noses.
