Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

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What did the little girl's parents want for Christmas?

A better son.

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

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How does an octopus go to war?

Well-Armed

Why did all the black people die in the war?

Because when they captain said, "GET DOWN!" They all started dancing..

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What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

Why did the King's Justice join Run DMC?

Cuz he be Ilyn.

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What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

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Why was Mussolini never invited to parties?

He was always fascistly late.

Why are chickens never invited to the party?

They are always party fowls.

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What's Pink and Hard???

A Pig with a Flip Knife.

What do you call a pig that losses its voice?

Disgruntled