Why was General Yoda afraid of April?

Because March, April May.

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What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

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Who's there ! April ! April who ?

April might make you feel better !

Why should I submit a joke today?

Because today's April full!