Why was General Yoda afraid of April?

Because March, April May.

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

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Can February march?

No, but April may.

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!