March Jokes

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

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Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Whats up r/jokes?

Not march.

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Why was General Yoda afraid of April?

Because March, April May.

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How do you turn a duck into a blues singer?

Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers

Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

Ze Shade Jokes More Ze Shade Jokes

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call an angry German?

a sourkraut

How do German women know when they're pregnant?

They're never late...

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)

Champ Jokes More Champ Jokes

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

What do cows like to line dance to ?

Any kind of moosic you like !

Recede Jokes More Recede Jokes

What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.

What do you call eight rabbits walking backwards together?

A receding hare-line.