How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

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How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

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What kind of game are Americans worst at?

Tower defense.

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

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What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

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What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

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What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

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What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March