How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

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How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

What does Putin say during his new years speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

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What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.

What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

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What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry

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What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

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Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

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What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.