Why should I submit a joke today?

Because today's April full!

How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

What don't homeless people get?

Knock knock jokes

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What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

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How do I submit a joke?

Do I hand my life in

What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

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Can February march?

No, but April may.

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!