Why should I submit a joke today?

Because today's April full!

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What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

What's the best thing about banging 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them. don't get triggered, just a joke! Paedophilia is not funny

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How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

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Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke?

Accidentally hit submit before you

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Can February march?

No, but April may.

How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.