What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

What's the difference between a BJ and reddit gold?

Your mom never gave me reddit gold.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!! :)

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole