What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?

Defeeted

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you've told her twice already

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

What genre can't Ed Sheeran sing ?

Soul

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)