What kind of tea isn't fake?

A property

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Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

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What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.

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How do you keep brown bears off your property?

Build a wall

Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.