Why are chickens never invited to the party?

They are always party fowls.

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What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken?

Just the tiger

Why did the chicken cross the rode?

To get to the other side.

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Why was Mussolini never invited to parties?

He was always fascistly late.

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

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What do you call a party with 7 girls &amp 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

What do you call a party with 7 girls & 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

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Why are chickens never invited to the party?

They are always party fowls.

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.