Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

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What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

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Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

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Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.