Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

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Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

Why didn't they punish the student who hung himself?

He was already suspended.

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What's blue, small and sits in a corner?

A baby with its hand in the power socket.

How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

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Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

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Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)