Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey?

Because he was dead.

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What do you call a hundred black men buried up to their necks in dirt?

Afroturf

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

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Why is there no Asian Isaac Newton?

He sat under the durian tree.

Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey?

Because he was dead.