Isaac Newton died a virgin
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He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.
Because he was dead.
He knew better than to drink and derive.
He sat under the durian tree.
I met a knight
You get to meet new people everyday.
He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.
Because proper tea is theft.
You can't hear an enzyme.
Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.
He gets stumped.
Nobody nose.
I can't pair wines like this.
It smells like teen spirit.
Faster than her brother!
No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico
It can be a slippery slope.
All the Mexicans have car insurance.
The pope died a virgin
Because his mixtape was to die for...
