Isaac Newton died a virgin
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He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.
Because he was dead.
He knew better than to drink and derive.
He sat under the durian tree.
He sat in his own pew.
The police made him bring it back again.
Finger-prints.
Grill-ty as charred!
He took a ship.
To get to the other side.
OJ's truth is stranger than King's fiction.
The singer can have a hit
by using a bottle opener
Because they've done nothing to deserve it.
Apple the door myself!
To get to the other cider.
Irene
A pirate.
Her dead baby.
The holocaust
