Why was six scared of seven?

Because seven "ate" nine.

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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

What do you call a frog with seven legs?

A seven-legged frog.

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When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma?

Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.