Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll

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What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

What do you call a Steer playing with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

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What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

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Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll

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Baguette and tag it.

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What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

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If you break a leg, you get cast