What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

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Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

Why is there music coming out of your printer?

That will be the paper jamming again!"

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What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

winnie the Philosopooh

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

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Why isn't anyone afraid of China?

Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)

Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss

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How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.

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What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

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What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

What do you call a symphony of whales?

An orcastra