Baguette Jokes

How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

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Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll

What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call a German grocery store that carries everything but fish?

Not Sea Food.

How do you greet a German baker?

Gluten Tag

Kaiser Jokes More Kaiser Jokes

What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

Gluten tag*

How do you expect me to ignite the TNT below Kaiser's floating fortress?

Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What is the French version of the name Parker?

Valet.

What do you call a Frenchman in Colorado?

A French Fried

Policy Jokes More Policy Jokes

What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.

How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What do you call a deaf fishing boat captain?

Anything you like he can't hear you.

Why do the Irish wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Tag Jokes More Tag Jokes

What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.

How did the girl with fetal alcohol syndrome tag a picture of herself on instagram?

nophiltrum

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

What is Polish roulette?

It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol.

Audition Jokes More Audition Jokes

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

What's the worst advice you could give an actor right before an audition?

Just go in there and be yourself."