Baguette Jokes

How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

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Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll

What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.

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How do German bread greet each other?

Gluten tag!

How do you greet a German baker?

Gluten Tag

Policy Jokes More Policy Jokes

How much is the policy for a white supremacist?

3k.

How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. They haven't got a policy on that.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call bread from heaven?

100% holy grain

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

Audition Jokes More Audition Jokes

What's the worst advice you could give an actor right before an audition?

Just go in there and be yourself."

What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

Tag Jokes More Tag Jokes

How did the girl with fetal alcohol syndrome tag a picture of herself on instagram?

nophiltrum

What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.

Package Jokes More Package Jokes

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

Having to admit you have autism :,P

German Jokes More German Jokes

Why Are Germans Buried 20 Feet Underground?

Because deep down they're real nice

How do you say "whoops" in German?

World War 2