What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you break a Polish man's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

Cast Jokes More Cast Jokes

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward?

They think Cast is spelled with an e.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

What sort of an act do you do?

I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.

Sport Jokes More Sport Jokes

What sport does the kool-aid man play?

Baseball he's a pitcher.

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

Audition Jokes More Audition Jokes

Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll

What's the worst advice you could give an actor right before an audition?

Just go in there and be yourself."