Why was the Bhut Jolokia picked to be the captain of the cheer squad?

Because it was the hottest pepper.

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When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked.

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Pick it! (Picket)

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Why was the Bhut Jolokia picked to be the captain of the cheer squad?

Because it was the hottest pepper.

What do you call a hot pepper with nothing inside it?

A hollowpeno