Why was the Bhut Jolokia picked to be the captain of the cheer squad?

Because it was the hottest pepper.

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Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

Pick it! (Picket)

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Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!

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Why are hot peppers so nosey?

cause they're jalapeno business

What do you call a hot pepper with nothing inside it?

A hollowpeno