What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

Pick it! (Picket)

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What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

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Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

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What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

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When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?

The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!

What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

Pick it! (Picket)