Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

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How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

What do black birds pick?

CAAAAAAAH-tin...

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How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

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Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

What's the difference between garbage and a girl from New Jersey?

Garbage gets picked up!

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Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

How do you say thank you to a New York sushi chef?

Gracias.