What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What does my Uncle and my account balance have in common?

I cry whenever I see them.

How could you do this to me?

she cried. I responded, "Well, I can't. That's why I'm doing it to her."

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round?

Patty O'Furnature

What does an arctic wildlife photographer get from sitting around too long?

Polaroids.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

Incredible Sulk Jokes More Incredible Sulk Jokes

What's big and green and sits in the corner?

The Incredible Sulk!

What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.

Sulk Jokes More Sulk Jokes

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.