What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What is the difference between a blonde and a hen?

The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why do people with the Flu stand in corners?

Its always 90 Degrees

What if your corner isn't 90 degrees?

Well, it just wouldn't be right.

Incredible Sulk Jokes More Incredible Sulk Jokes

What's big and green and sits in the corner?

The Incredible Sulk!

What's big, green and cries in the corner?

The Incredible Sulk

Sulk Jokes More Sulk Jokes

What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.