Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears?

Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.

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What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

What does Stevie Wonder call his money?

Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend

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Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

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Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.