Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears?

Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.

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When does a horse neigh?

Whinny wants to!

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

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Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

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How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!