What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

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Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

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How did the alien tie his shoes?

With an astroknot.

How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

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What kind of spy hangs out in department stores?

A: A counter spy.

What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

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What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark