What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

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What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

Why are snakes hard to fool ?

They have no legs to pull !

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane?

A pilot, you f'n racist!!

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What is the national bird of Afghanistan?

The Boeing 757

Why did the servant of the Airplane King get executed?

He was not Boeing.