What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

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Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ?

Permanent waves !

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What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

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What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing