they all fell off a truck.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Whas-a-matta U.
Rigatoni!
He knew they were going to ice him.
He tried to blow up a police car.
So he could organize his crime
ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.
They're never late...
There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.
Photons
They ate the pizza before it was cool
Because they drink it before it's cool.
Burning Man.
If it's black it won't give you any food
How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!
x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.
So they know where to stop shaving.
Garlic
Torque
The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"
Both are a glaze
